The Dream

The night before had been somehow difficult to finish for me.  I watched

an episode of those shows in which the wife discovers that her husband

is cheating on her.  I laughed when I saw the woman smashing her

husband’s briefcase on the floor.  “I would never do that,” I thought. 

After the episode finished, I went to sleep, by myself.  Ted was not

here. He had a meeting that was supposed to last until eleven pm.  He

came back around one or two in the morning; he said “Hey, bubbly!” and I

answered something.  Then he told me that he had been with another woman

and I said, “Fine, you loose.” It was the old joke again.  We had talked

about it several times; we had agreed that in a case of cheating, I was

going to laugh at him in court.  That I was going to clean his pockets

without a note on the local newspapers.  I dreamed about an alley at

night, full of white cats looking at me. An alley with cobbler stone and

hundred-year-old brick buildings, like the ones in the old Richmond.

Most of those cats had long hair and shining collars. Suddenly, one of

them came to me, and then all the others followed.  They saw me with

their round eyes and begged me for food probably.  Then they started to

lick my feet, and I saw my feet and my legs naked.  I did not want to

kick them, because I did not want to be accused of maltreatment of

animals. But their tongues were wet Velcro, and I was afraid they had

been inside the seafood restaurant’s trash container.  I never dream

smells, but in that alley the smell was rotten fish, cheap American

beer, and rancid frying oil.  I woke up with the smell in my nostrils,

but after ten seconds or so I was ok. Ted was asleep, belly down, his

arms open like he was flying, his face on my right ear, snoring like he

had to knock down a the brick buildings with his exhalation.   He

stopped snoring after I touched the tip of his nose.  He rolled over the

other side.  I went back to sleep.  Another dream about animals.  In

this one I was in the same old Richmond alley, but I killed crickets

every time I took a step.  Woke up. Went back to sleep.  Big wasps and

gigantic doves were flying around me.  It was the same place that now

had grown succulent plants, like a Mayan jungle.  I saw the buildings

behind the plants that smell like baked beans, and next to them was a

puddle of American beer, but the expensive thick and dark one. Then I

was in the ocean. The brick walls were not there anymore.  The water was

up to my chest.  I walked towards the shoreline in slow motion so that I

would not disturb the dozens of jellyfish that were near me.  I don’t

remember a transition between the beach and our apartment in Virginia

Beach.  We have not visited that place since the summer. But I opened

the door and there he was, my husband with another woman, both wearing

minuscule, blue and red bathing suits.  Nobody was surprised. I smiled

with pride, “Hey, I will finally go around the world with his grandma

inheritance,” I told myself.   The girl was a younger version of my

mother, but with blue eyes.  A short, round hips, slightly tanned,

skinny girl. She saw me, and she talked to me like I was a guest in her

house, as if she was Ted’s wife and I was his sister.  We all sat down

and had green tea and Mexican sweet bread, something my mother would

do.  Then she told me that she is taking the dog to the veterinarian for

a check up.  I interrupted her, “Are you related to Maricela Soto?  She

is from Las Cruces.  Are you from Las Cruces, New Mexico?”  She said

that she’s from New York. “Then, you’re not related to my mother,” I

said. Her face changed.  It wasn’t like my mother’s anymore.  Her hair

looked shorter, spiked by Aquanet, nineteen-eighties style.  We went to

kitchen and she picked up our dog.  It was Momo our German shepherd, but

he did not recognize me. Ted was in the living room, fixing his rifle

and other hunting gear.  I said good-bye, thinking that they had a very

good relationship, better than his parents and my parents, better than

our own. “They won’t care too much about loosing a million or two,” I

told myself.  “They have too much love to miss half of Ted’s money.” And

I walked to the beach again. That’s when I woke up and looked at the

clock.  It read 5:58.  I had less than two minutes to recap the dream

before getting up and taking a shower.  Ted was not in bed.  I got up

and looked around the house.  He had not slept at home.  I called every

number and sent e-mails to all of his addresses.  Nobody knew where he

was.  His secretary said that he had left at nine or so the night

before.  I did not call anybody else; I took the car and drove the two

hours from Richmond to Virginia Beach.  I listened to the radio to

forget about my dreams, but the idea of cheating was there bouncing in

my brain.   I prayed.  I sang out loud. I prayed.  Once in front of the

apartment, I saw the neighbor, a short, blue-eyed girl.  She was talking

to me about her dog when I opened the door.  And she saw me screaming. 

No, I did not scream or cried like they do on TV, and that’s probably

why you say it is suspicious.  I started thinking about my trip around

the world.  And I’ll keep doing it. That’s my sedative.  I know that

there is no point worrying about a dead, cheating husband.

 

 

Sunday, March 25, 2007
©2008 Lulú Panbehchi